Welcome to the House of Hilarities

Hello everyone! This is our entry to the 2018 York Pi jam, "Go Bananas!". It is a fun-packed HTML site which has a variety of (not) funny jokes, memes and scratch projects. It is a comedy themed site. View in Firefox or Chrome if the text below does not scroll left. Enable Adobe Flash to view Scratch projects. By Sam Walker, Ed Pharaoh, Joshua C, Josh A, Daniel C, James I and Fraser W.

What do you call a boy with a spade on his head? DOUG! Who's in charge of the stationary? The RULER! What do you call a boy with a meal on his head? STEW! What did the policeman say to the three-headed monster? Ello, ello ello! What did the policeman say to his chest? Your under a vest! What's the difference between pea soup and popcorn? You can pop corn but I hope you can't pee soup!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side - but why did the cow cross the road? To Get To The Mooseum! What do you call a skunk who's won the lottery? Stinking Rich! What did the Goat say when he won the lottery? You've got to be kidding me! What is the difference between a piano and tuna? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna!

 


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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the P is silent. My wife is on a tropical food diet, the house is full of the stuff. It's enough to make a mango crazy. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired. Want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism. Went to the corner shop today... Bought four corners. What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate clauses. I gave all my dead batteries away today... Free of charge.

 

Coded by Sam Walker for PiJamYork2018. Jokes by Ed Pharaoh. Animation by Josh A, Daniel C and Josh C. ' Memes found by James I and Fraser W. ' Credits for memes can be found in the code.